A husband and wife go to a country club and got a golf pro to work with them on their drive.

Firstly the husband swings and hits the ball 100 feet. The golf pro then advises him, “grip the club as if you would grip your wife’s breasts”. He follows this advice, and then hits the ball 300 feet.

The wife then swings, and hits the ball 30 feet. The golf pro advises her, “grip the club as if you would grip your husband’s dick”. She takes the advice, and hits the ball 10 feet. The golf pro then says, “You’ve got the right idea, but please take the club out of your mouth and hit the ball”.

That is all.