Rusty Turtle

I quit. Meh.

rustyturtle — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 03:47:19 +0000

I realised I’m too much of a lazy fuck to keep playing guitar. I figure I’m good enough to pick up and play whenever someone wants to jam, but I may as well have a hobby that actually could get me somewhere in life. So, I guess that now I’m just going to start coding more.

Some of you people (I lie, I know no-one reads this) would know that I’m decently good with making computer things work (and not work), yeah? Well, I guess I’m going to learn to do it better. First things first – get a decent grip on some coding languages.

Captain obvious says that the first stop I’m going to is HTML. Before you ask, yes, of course I know HTML. I’m going back to primary school to make sure I haven’t missed anything. Obviously, HTML isn’t a programming language, it’s a markup language, but it’s used in every bloody website ever, so I may as well remember it. After that, it’s off to JavaScript (once again I know this pretty well, but I’m revisiting it), and then PHP/XML and beyond.

Oh, and beyond means Python then C/C++. Most likely C.

Till next time,
fuck off.

Victorian Bushfires

rustyturtle — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:04:21 +0000

I thought I’d show my sympathetic side of me, and talk about all the people on fire.

The Victorian bushfires have killed about 200 people. It’s truly horrible (of course, it would be much worse if they weren’t from Victoria). By the way, if you’re reading this and you wanna donate, go to www.redcross.org.au , they’ve got AUD$100 million donated, which is a bloody good effort.

Everyone I’ve talked to is like “oh, emergency services are doing such a good job, they’re heroes” and I’m just thinking “…they do it every day, it’s their job, you’re just noticing it now but you’ll forget when it’s over”. People piss me off. We had a special parade at school today for the bushfires. Free dress day on Friday, which sucks because our old principal is gone, he’s a Man U fan and said he’d kill me if I wore a Chelsea jersey, now I have the chance, and he’s gone. Naww.

Anyway, everyone was very, VERY grumpy. We were made be quiet through a 5-min powerpoint of things on fire. Fucking retards sitting behind me got super grumpy when I was like “ooh, pretty”, because fires can be pretty. They can be in the night, and different colours, and pretty. Fucking tossers. Anyways, this dumb bitch with epic BO decides to blab about how it doesn’t affect her and who gives a fuck.

So people reported her to the principal. Lol. What else happened…errr…a friend of mine kept making ass jokes every time the teacher talked about fissure eruptions in geography, y’know, “explosive crack” and all that bullshit. It was like, aaargh.

Anyways, I gotta go, because I’m very, very hungry. BYE ALL, and remember kids, yell at people to donate when you’re not giving away your money to people you don’t know.

Ubuntu Studio: Sex in an OS

rustyturtle — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:56:27 +0000

Seriously.

The whole fucking thing is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Top notch audio, video and graphic editing programs, and of course the shit I added, very important stuff (dvdrip, Flock). I forgot the amount of free stuff for Linux, I have so many programming editors ranging from HTML to C++, it’s pretty awesome.

So what’s up with me lately? I’ve been pretty busy with school. I’ve officially retired from gaming, which is quite a shame, but it just isn’t in my best interests any more. Hold on, let me go back to ranting about how awesome Ubuntu Studio is.

It looks awesome, and it owns Windows in the face. If you’re reading this, and don’t play any really modern games (e.g. CoD:WaW, WAR), get Linux. You can still play Guild Wars, WoW, all your old shit. DotA is brilliant on Linux too.

Plus, you can’t get viruses at all. Which is always a plus. And it looks so pretty…

Oooh….

Till next time,
Go fuck yourself.

Bitches don’t know bout mah epic win

rustyturtle — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:24:24 +0000

I just like spent 2 like hours, like, totally like making my computer look awesome. It’s got like an Office 2007 / Windows 7 look to it, and it’s like sex. Seriously.

Sooo prurty…

Anyways, I just wanted to share my quote of the day. Y’know the saying “Women. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.”? Well, I take this quote from the online series The Guild, said by Vork:

“Women. Can’t live with them, …none of them will go out with me.”

Head deep in bullshit

rustyturtle — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 06:27:37 +0000

Sorry I haven’t been around lately…had so much shit to do.

Physics is like spending as much as my time as fapping was. Now I go to fap, (and besides No Fap February), and think, no, keep with Physics homework. It’s exhausting.

Other than that, when I do have spare time, I’ve been listening to the Ministry of Sound 2009 Annual, fuck yeah. It’s not as good as previous annuals, but I’m not complaining. And when I’m not jamming to that, I’m working on my trance composing. If I keep at it, maybe one day I’ll be mixing for Ministry of Sound

And remember kids, there’s nothing healthy about a tan. Even if that tan equals tanΘ=opp/adj. Because maths isn’t healthy either.

Moooo

rustyturtle — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 11:20:15 +0000

A husband and wife go to a country club and got a golf pro to work with them on their drive.

Firstly the husband swings and hits the ball 100 feet. The golf pro then advises him, “grip the club as if you would grip your wife’s breasts”. He follows this advice, and then hits the ball 300 feet.

The wife then swings, and hits the ball 30 feet. The golf pro advises her, “grip the club as if you would grip your husband’s dick”. She takes the advice, and hits the ball 10 feet. The golf pro then says, “You’ve got the right idea, but please take the club out of your mouth and hit the ball”.

That is all.

Well, that went well.

rustyturtle — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:46:22 +0000

First and foremostly – fuck.

Well, my webhost sucks, and completely fucked up my mySQL databases, and therefore my old blog went down the shithole. So I went, fuck it, hello stealth forwarding. So here we are.

Anyway, welcome back to anyone. As this host can’t go down ever, I figure it’s a cheap way to fool people into thinking I made my own website. Anyways…

Tomorrow will make the second installment of my Advice Dog and Motivational of the week. Lolcats are officially cut from the program, because they’re queer. However, I leave you with this animation of ceiling cat as a memorial.

And there you have it. Remember…he’s watching you masturbate… So, anyhow, as lolcats are being dropped, I may possibly add “JewTube Shit of the Week” as a replacement if I can be bothered. For previous reference, please find enclosed the female tennis video:

And, this bullshit. Shows what yankees are best at. Good for a laugh and a facepalm.

…yes. That’s a wrap, anyways. Oh, wait, no it’s not…

If you’re reading this and play Warhammer Online, you will absolutely love this. If you’re reading this and have played MMOs before, you should watch this as well. If you’re reading this and have a life, proceed to move along, because you won’t get the references in this video. Good to watch for the animation though.

It’s your typical oRvR warband haha. If you play WAR, you can catch me on Darklands server, name is Ruskur, I’m a KotBS, because Destruction is for fags. Till next time…